2 years ago on canada day i was so drunk that i fell over on the street and started crawling and a cop pulled over and asked me if i was ok and i yelled YES and he just said “alright good” and drove off which is proof that canadian cops are absolutely useless
While looking around for Halloween Costumes online I find this
And they have capes on the back
And they come in Superman, too
And if any guy comes to my door wearing those, I will give him the whole bowl of candy.
WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES THIS WAS TWO YEARS AGO
It has 200 notes calm down
when ur parents come home with a lot of groceries