I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up.

rabioheab:

2 years ago on canada day i was so drunk that i fell over on the street and started crawling and a cop pulled over and asked me if i was ok and i yelled YES and he just said “alright good” and drove off which is proof that canadian cops are absolutely useless

twerkforcats:

sallymurphy:

fuck

this is really really sad….

twerkforcats:

sallymurphy:

fuck

this is really really sad….

iwishihadafather:

flyontheedge:

flyontheedge:

While looking around for Halloween Costumes online I find this

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And they have capes on the back

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And they come in Superman, too

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And if any guy comes to my door wearing those, I will give him the whole bowl of candy.

WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES THIS WAS TWO YEARS AGO

It has 200 notes calm down

henat:

still relevant

henat:

still relevant

mitten:

when ur parents come home with a lot of groceries 

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